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Boy:
Did it hurt
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Girl:
(sigh) did what hurt
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Boy:
Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
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shin megami tensei spells
fwugradiation:
DIA - Small HP recovery to one ally
MEDIA - Small HP recovery to all allies
DIARAMA - Impress monsters with a small 3D replication of the battle in a cardboard box
BUFU - Small ice-element damage to one target
MABUFU - Small ice-element damage to all targets
ZABUMAFU - Moderate lemur-element damage to all targets
ZIO - Small lightning damage to one target
ZIONGA - Medium lightning damage to one target
MAHAZIORAON - How the fuck do you even pronounce this I’m done with this shit
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Mister Jackelope:
adshkld goldfish?
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Mister Jackelope:
the snack kinD?
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Steve Rogers:
yes i just suddenly was stricken with the intense urge for goldfish crackers
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Steve Rogers:
I READ THAT AS SNACK KNACK
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Steve Rogers:
AND I WAS LIKE
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Steve Rogers:
WHAT THE FUCK
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Steve Rogers:
???
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Mister Jackelope:
ADJAKL: FUCK YES THE SNACK THAT SCOWLS BACK
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KNICK KNACK
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Steve Rogers:
parkour enjoys himself the occassional snack knack amirite
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Steve Rogers:
SHAHAHAHAHH AHHHAHSDJSHD FUCK
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Mister Jackelope:
dude i'm only twelve
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Steve Rogers:
i dont care
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Steve Rogers:
so is jess
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Mister Jackelope:
slahdfjkhsjd
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Mister Jackelope:
fashdfasdfs
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Mister Jackelope:
FUCK
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Steve Rogers:
Steve Rogers FOR HONOUR
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Mister Jackelope:
Mister Jackelope BOULDER TO THE FACE
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Steve Rogers:
Steve Rogers FUCK
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Steve Rogers:
Steve Rogers FIRE BENDS THAT SHIT
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Mister Jackelope:
Mister Jackelope SLIP n' SLIDES AWAY
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Steve Rogers:
Steve Rogers ROCKET FIRE
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Mister Jackelope:
Mister Jackelope ICE WALL
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Steve Rogers:
Steve Rogers MELTS THAT SHIT
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Mister Jackelope:
Mister Jackelope WHOOPS THERE WERE ROCKS ENFORCING THAT SHIT
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Steve Rogers:
Steve Rogers NOT ANYMORE
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Mister Jackelope:
Mister Jackelope FUCK
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Steve Rogers:
Steve Rogers YOU'RE ONLY 12
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mandylasers:
I’m so jumping on board with the whole superfamily concept. IT’S JUST REALLY CUTE.
Dedicated to Mako because she’s wonderful!
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